Don't quit my day job

(Warner Bros.)

Never take employment advice from a 6 year old.

Driving home the other day, my son announces, "Mom, when you retire from the monastery, you should look into inventing hands that shoot electricity like Count Dooku's. 'Cuz that would be cool!"

Uh. OK. I really love my job and don't see retirement in my near future...but it's nice to know I have something to look forward to.