Special effects

(courtesy of Warner Bros.)

My six-year-old son, while watching "Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix," asked me, "Do the actors really have to kiss each other?"

Me: "Yes, they do."

Him: "They need to create a special effect so you wouldn't really have to kiss a girl."

Apparently there aren't enough special effects in the wizarding world that would make a first grader kiss a girl for real.

And that's just how it outta be where you're six.