(courtesy of Warner Bros.)
My six-year-old son, while watching "Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix," asked me, "Do the actors really have to kiss each other?"
Me: "Yes, they do."
Him: "They need to create a special effect so you wouldn't really have to kiss a girl."
Apparently there aren't enough special effects in the wizarding world that would make a first grader kiss a girl for real.
And that's just how it outta be where you're six.