COVID-19 dinner conversations

Jon (at dinner): “So what’s better: Hulu or YouTube?”

Gabe: “Hulu. It has ‘Rick and Morty.’”

Jon: “Rick and what?”

Gabe: “‘Rick and Morty.’ It’s a very intellectual show.”

Me (snickers into my dinner plate)

Jon: “Really??”

Gabe: “Yeah.” Gestures toward his forehead. “Your third eye will pop right open.”

Jon: “Wow. Kinda like Chandler’s third nipple.”

Gabe (eyeroll)

Me (has left the building)